Couldn't she just write a strongly-worded letter instead?
One woman has had enough and she's decided to take matters into her own hands... or into her own pants as is the case here.
The LA lady, who is known only by the name 'Annie,' is sick and tired of her neighbour's dog pooping on her lawn. And no, that's not a euphemism.
In order to clean the matter up and let the poopertrator know that they'd been nabbed, Annie made the below cardboard sign to make it very clear that, if she caught the dog
red-handed brown-pawed one more time, she'd... well, she'd... in fact, we'll just let Annie tell you herself...
And, if you happen to be reading this article mystery poopertrator person, for the love of God, just get your dog a goddamn poop bag because nothing is worth this (literal) shit...
Hat-tip to and pic via Metro.
