Not all heroes wear capes…
When under the influence of more than a few wobbly waters, you’re prone to some binge eating whether it’s a dirty kebab that will do some damage to your toilet in the morning or a simple cheeseburger.
It’s a risk to reward situation, on one hand, the kebab tastes nicer but may cause violent bowel movements within 24 hours, the cheeseburger is less appetising but will more than likely pass through you no questions asked.
Twitter user ОРТУСУК had a heavy night out and decided that 4am was the perfect time to order a whole host of food, neglecting to take into account the weight of his eyelids.
Needless to say, despite a valiant effort, the calming effects of the alcohol contributed to him falling asleep and missing the knock on the door from the delivery man.
He awoke the next morning evening to find this…
Ordered takeaway at 4am and then fell asleep. Just found this on the front of my house. pic.twitter.com/GEpJosTW2z
— ОРТУСУК (@OPTYCYK) July 10, 2016
Delivery man, we salute you…
Rugby. It's an emotional sport. And we love it. #RWC2015 #FRAvIREhttps://t.co/OtWti4Vpyr
— Rugby World Cup (@rugbyworldcup) October 11, 2015
looks like I was hungry pic.twitter.com/IxkpqxCp9p
— ОРТУСУК (@OPTYCYK) July 10, 2016
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