No matter how much you love your better half, we would advise, nay, insist, that you should not buy this as a gift this Christmas. Nor ever for that matter.
If you’re one of the many people with a modicum of fashion sense that couldn’t stand the introduction of the onesie into our lives in recent years, prepare yourself for double the misery this Christmas with the introduction of ‘the twinsie,’ a garment that you can probably guess what it looks like before looking at the image below.
Pic via originalfactoryshop.co.uk
Apparently due to demand – from whom exactly we’re not quite sure – the Original Factory Shop have come up with a design featuring four arms, three legs and two hoods and designed for couples who want to get extra snuggly over the cold winter months.
According to the Daily Mail, a spokesperson for the Twinsie said: “The Twinsie offers a practical but fun solution for those wanting to stay warm this winter without running up costly energy bills.
“And what a fantastic Christmas present for the person in your life, or even the person you’d like to get closest to!”
We know we can’t speak for the entire JOE audience but we’d like to think that we have a fair idea of what men like and we don’t think this is it, no matter how affectionate you are and no matter how much you like a good cuddle.
No. Just no.
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