Pic: Someone has done the unthinkable and invented a jam-filled sausage
Because that's going to look appetising, right?
We love our sausages here in JOE; good old fashioned Superquinn sausages with sausage meat as a filling and the likes.
Yes, the childish amongst us will laugh at it's phallic shape, but ultimately the sausage is a thing of beauty. Not to be messed with.
However, someone in Wales HAS messed with it and messed with it big time.
37-year-old Liam Bennett has invented 'The Dausage'. The what? A hybrid of the doughnut and the sausage.
It's basically a sausage with a jam filling. Now the phallic talk is getting real and now you're probably feeling queasy, right?
What possessed this man to do this?
He told Buzzfeed News: "I was inspired to invent the Dausage by the success of the Cronut and the Duffin. Everyone thought I was crazy, it worked really well!”
Someone needs to initiate an intervention here lads.
He's already talking about other concoctions such as 'Pork with Leek and Blackcurrant Jam', 'Chicken with Raspberry jam' and 'Venison with Strawberry Custard'.