Pic: This is one of the best text messages that was ever sent due to drink 5 years ago

Pic: This is one of the best text messages that was ever sent due to drink

No reply, the cheek.

JOE has often heard the idea being bandied about that all phones should have a breathalyser attached to them, in order to prevent those embarrassing 3am drunk calls and texts.

We maintain that we're at our most articulate, witty and charming whilst stumbling out of a bar in the wee hours in a desperate bid to find the nearest place that sells kebabs, burgers, pizza or all three at once.

It seems that Marcus Gray definitely had a good Saturday night and that his hangover was helped by the fact that his hilarious tweet has gone viral.

Why is he popular? Well, Marcus was so drunk that he replied to his own text.