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04th Nov 2015

PIC: This woman should have started the car before sending her husband an angry text

The words 'squirting car giz' will live long in our memory

JOE

Not such a terrible husband after all.

When this lady’s husband left her for four days, all she expected was that he’d leave her enough petrol in the car for her to get around the place.

Imagine her horror when she discovered no petrol in the tank as she sat in to take a spin, judging by the speedometer’s big fat ‘0’.

Yes, you read that correctly.

Quain

She’s a poet, in her own angry way, and effortlessly conjures up some quite vivid imagery with the term, “squirting car giz (sic)” in her initial text.

In fairness to her, she’s quick to apologise when she realises her error.

Cheers to Robyn Klinge Quain for sending this is. If you have something you would like to share with us, send it to editorial@JOE.ie or hit us up on Facebook or Twitter

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Funny,Motors