This is both disturbing and entertaining.
Hozier revealed over the weekend that he’s in a constant battle with his record label and management over his hair.
Yeah, those wonderful flowing locks are causing a bit of discussion before he makes any TV appearance.
Speaking to Culture magazine, he said: “Every television show I do the hair ‘has’ to be down, apparently.”
So, because we are really helpful guys (and have too much time on our hands), we’ve come up for a few alternatives for Hozier’s next TV appearance.
Here’s what Hozier looks like with 11 of the most famous hairstyles in the world:
The Rachel HoziHair
The Fellaini HoziHair
The Stone Cold Steve Austin HoziHair
The Conor McGregor HoziHair
The Jedward HoziHair
The Enda Kenny HoziHair
The Kim Kardashian HoziHair
The David Beckham HoziHair
The Liam Gallagher HoziHair
Our personal favourite is The Rachel HoziHair, but we reckon his own hair is just fine the way it is.
Never change HoziHair Hozier, never change.
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