6 years ago

PICS: This model is an awful lot older than she looks, like, way older

Meet Risa Hirako.

Ms. Hirako is a model and blogger who, in her spare time, clearly made some sort of deal with the devil whereby she never gets any older or less beautiful. We assume there's a painting of her in an attic somewhere that is slowly deteriorating on her behalf.

Take a guess how old she is:

21?

25?

She's 45. We haven't seen her birth certificate, but the Independent have reported her age as 45, which is simply incomprehensible as far as we are concerned.

Where are you hiding the fountain of youth, Risa? Where?