PICS: This new website is going to please a lot of drunk people

"Take 2 aspirin and check your credit card statement in the morning."

That is the slogan on drunkMall, the new website which specialises in selling random items to a very special demographic - the highly inebriated. You know the score; you've come in a 3 in the morning after a pint or two and just have a hankering to buy an ironically tacky Marilyn Munroe jumper, or a 2D backpack. Well, you can purchase those and many more similar gems like these on this rather unique website...

We wish this chameleon tape dispenser changed colors... Still cute though: https://t.co/ivOpdpVGzX pic.twitter.com/AxGyEPiKQg

— drunkMall (@drunkMall) October 29, 2015

Screw Pepsi Perfect. Here's Marty's hat: https://t.co/yMx282oUDt pic.twitter.com/MINB8AAm8P

— drunkMall (@drunkMall) October 28, 2015

Cuddle Pillow elevates the Big Spoon's view and creates space for that awkard arm: https://t.co/5PXauHhJMS pic.twitter.com/SV3rVGCvCA

— drunkMall (@drunkMall) October 28, 2015

We actually really like this one...

R U still down? Tupac Shakur "Thug Life" sweatpants: https://t.co/5GlLM3BnOC pic.twitter.com/bk4C3KQmOj

— drunkMall (@drunkMall) October 29, 2015

Alright, pass us that bottle of Jack and our wallet please...

Don't want your processed meat? Send it our way - we have a breakfast sandwich machine: https://t.co/89tsVqa21k pic.twitter.com/n4SjN2xy5R

— drunkMall (@drunkMall) October 27, 2015