The teenager who broke his own laptop to stop his mother finding out he was watching porn has got a new laptop from Pornhub.
The young gentleman in question, known only as Denzel, took extreme evasive action when he heard his mam coming up the stairs and Pornhub got frozen on his screen.
His quick thinking has been rewarded, with Pornhub themselves seeing the story and deciding to replace his hardware.
“We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realise that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan,” said Corey Price, Vice President of Pornhub.
“We appreciate Denzel’s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgment in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R.
“As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.”
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