All premium Pornhub content is free for Valentine's Day 3 months ago

All premium Pornhub content is free for Valentine's Day

One of those 'exactly what it says on the tin' stories, folks...

It's Valentine's Day.

You may have noticed. Did you notice that online adult content emporium Pornhub has made all of its premium wares available for free on this day, though?

In what has become something of an annual, er, gag, the pornography giant has done the honourable thing and shattered the paywall - is that how it works? - on the single most romantic day that the world has ever known.

You can also create a personalised Valentine's e-card for that special someone in your life, as read aloud via a video generator that features some of the industry's big names.

Probably. We have absolutely no idea who these people are, of course.

“We’re about getting people in the mood – it’s something we do for 120 million site visitors every day. What gets people in the mood more than Pornhub?” said Corey Price, Pornhub Vice President.

"That’s why we’re making Pornhub Premium free for anyone and everyone to access for the holiday. Whether you are spending the holiday with a significant other or loving yourself solo, we want to lend a helping hand to ensure everyone is feeling the love this Valentine’s Day."

Quite.