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18th March 2019
10:00am GMT

Quick, cheap, available at every good deli counter across the county. Warning: Stay away from the sage and apple-infused imposters. Notions.
A controversial one, but if you find a good takeaway that uses proper chicken (and nothing that tastes like it's spent the best part of the last six months at the back of a freezer) you cherish that establishment. You cherish it good, ya hear?!?
It could save your life, starting with the sweet and sour.
For those of you with a low tolerance for spicy food, a good Jalfrezi will very, very quickly make you forget about your screaming headache and have you skulling glasses of milk until all is right with the world once more.
The greasier the chips, the better. Extra salt and vinegar, please, and throw some tartare sauce in there too like a good lad.
For some reason, when you mention this particular delicacy, the 'chip' must become singular despite referring to a full bag of delicious, deep fried potato columns.
Chips, rice and curry sauce, the triangle of culinary perfection. It has its detractors but a student house without at least 17 long foil trays sitting on top of the microwave isn't worthy of the name.
(Note: Don't put foil trays in the microwave - it ends well for nobody)
The three-in-one is a uniquely Irish delicacy, and can only be improved by becoming...
A former friend of mine once tried to add pineapple to this, so I killed him. True story. Coming soon to a podcast near you.
If you want fruit with your delicious pizza you must be prepared to suffer the consequences.
A fried egg. Two sausages. Three rashers. White pudding. Black pudding. Two hash browns. Toast. Coffee. No beans. No mushrooms.
Perfect.
The inventor of the Spice Bag, the aptly named Melwith Jefferson Spicebag III, created something perfect except for those slivers of pointless peppers that puncture an otherwise perfect platter.
The burrito is the undisputed champion of the post-session sustenance shortlist. Meat, beans, sauce, rice, guacamole, salsa, more meat and fiery jalapenos all wrapped up all cosy and warm and delicious and... well... prepare for the food coma.
Burritos are the king. I'll fight any man that says otherwise.Explore more on these topics:

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