So does he have what it takes to be a singer?
A lot of the lads here in JOE Towers have frequently found themselves singing a few karaoke songs after indulging in one Ribena too many on a night out.
The results have been always been very impressive because we consider ourselves to have the vocal range of Eddie Vedder, the on-stage charisma of Mick Jagger and dance moves like Michael Jackson.
When entertaining the few poor souls in attendance our legions of adoring fans we always abide by a few golden rules. 1) Choose a song that’s cool like Jedward, 2) Keep the song within your voice range AKA no James Blunt thus preventing the bar from emptying, 3) Neon jackets and headbands are a must.
JOE absolutely loves Samuel ‘motherfu#*ing’ L. Jackson and his rendition of Robin S’ dancefloor smash Show Me Love is as catchy as it is intimidating.
We wouldn’t boo him off stage because he could probably would “strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers”.
If you need another fix of Samuel then take a look at some of our reasons why he is one of the coolest mo’fos on the planet.
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