This ad for a ‘sh*thouse crap caravan’ on eBay is guaranteed to make you laugh

Ever considered buying a caravan?

This could finally be the ad to change your mind. Somebody is advertising this caravan on eBay and the sales pitch is pretty mind-blowing. This veritable hunk of junk is described by the seller as 'suitable for dogging, sordid affairs and murder'. To us it really only looks suitable for the last thing on that list. You have just over nine days left to bid if you feel like doing some dogging, having an affair or murdering somebody but the highest bid so far is a whopping £75,500.00, which surely has the seller licking his lips... But we're more than a bit suspicious that it could be a fake bid. There have been 133 bids for the caravan so far, whose starting price was no more than 99 pence. The seller, whose eBay username is linzhead, has a one-star rating. This suggests that the caravan might not even really be on offer in the first place. What a shame, we'll have to take our affairs back to Ashley Madison.