Every year he has to put up with the same thing.
This is the story of two Twitter accounts.
On the one hand, you have @johnlewisretail – cynically tugging at your heartstrings and emptying the contents of your wallet every time Christmas (or early November) rolls around.
On the other hand, you have this man, @JohnLewis, who could be our new favourite person given the panache and the patience with which he deals with a sea of customer queries.
Everyone should follow him, and not because you want a trampoline for the season that’s not quite in it yet.
With sultry aplomb and a certain je ne sais quoi. https://t.co/mGsvxr2pun
— John Lewis (@johnlewis) November 10, 2016
If I did then I'd have to get back to work, and that's just crazy talk. https://t.co/FfMxfEG0rB
— John Lewis (@johnlewis) November 10, 2016
Cheeky wankers! (did I do that right?) https://t.co/d8CEEud4vG
— John Lewis (@johnlewis) November 10, 2016
I'm taking a break from my sobbing and lying on the floor in the fetal position. https://t.co/pkC1T9g9NK
— John Lewis (@johnlewis) November 10, 2016
He’s both festive and brilliant, he says so himself.
While I am both brilliant and festive, I have done it exactly zero times. @johnlewisretail https://t.co/sUjKVHQHHd
— John Lewis (@johnlewis) November 10, 2016
I do, but my son is watching Netflix at the moment, so… @johnlewisretail https://t.co/OEj57HTXP2
— John Lewis (@johnlewis) November 10, 2016
Well done in the ad today, Buster! https://t.co/loy642XX9Y
— John Lewis (@johnlewis) November 10, 2016
Thank you. I worked very hard on it. Or not at all. I get those confused. @johnlewisretail https://t.co/Ta4VZKIzsc
— John Lewis (@johnlewis) November 10, 2016
And a tear in my eye, but for different reasons. @johnlewisretail https://t.co/7xC4227Mps
— John Lewis (@johnlewis) November 10, 2016
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