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These are 11 terms that you should never, ever search on Google [Caution: NSFW]

Published 21:36 2 Nov 2015 GMT

Updated 08:47 5 Nov 2015 GMT

Tony Cuddihy
These are 11 terms that you should never, ever search on Google [Caution: NSFW]

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"Don't touch that plate, it's hot!"

You always, always touch the plate, wince in pain, before your mam follows that up with a condescending, "NOW! Didn't I TELL you not to touch that plate!" Well, we've scoured the Internet for some of the worst things we've ever seen, and we've come out of it feeling like Captain Willard at both the start and the end of Apocalypse Now. The horror, indeed. So, why are we urging you not to Google these particular terms and look at the horrors within? Because the plate's hot, but we still want to see if you'll touch it.

Warning: Don't look up any of these in work!

1) Blue Waffle Waffle 2) Rosebudding Rosebud 3) Der Slenderman  Slenderman 4) Linda Martin's cover of Daft Punk's Get Lucky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NV6Rdv1a3I 5) Soggy Biscuit Biscuit 6) Two Girls One Cup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOn1htjSZic 7) Felching No 8) iPad Sex Attachment iPad 9) Angel Grapefruit Technique The noises. Good God, those noises. Grapefruit 10) Hand-job karaoke Karaoke 11) Alabama hot pocket Organic Falafel in a Pita Pocket with Tomato and Cucumber

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