“Don’t touch that plate, it’s hot!”
You always, always touch the plate, wince in pain, before your mam follows that up with a condescending, “NOW! Didn’t I TELL you not to touch that plate!”
Well, we’ve scoured the Internet for some of the worst things we’ve ever seen, and we’ve come out of it feeling like Captain Willard at both the start and the end of Apocalypse Now.
The horror, indeed.
So, why are we urging you not to Google these particular terms and look at the horrors within?
Because the plate’s hot, but we still want to see if you’ll touch it.
Warning: Don’t look up any of these in work!
1) Blue Waffle
2) Rosebudding
3) Der Slenderman
4) Linda Martin’s cover of Daft Punk’s Get Lucky
5) Soggy Biscuit
6) Two Girls One Cup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOn1htjSZic
7) Felching
8) iPad Sex Attachment
9) Angel Grapefruit Technique
The noises. Good God, those noises.
10) Hand-job karaoke
11) Alabama hot pocket
LISTEN: You Must Be Jokin’ with Aideen McQueen – Faith healers, Coolock craic and Gigging as Gaeilge
