Who doesn’t love a good roast?
Justin Bieber recently faced a tirade of abuse at the hands of Kevin Hart, Jeffery Ross, Ludacris, Shaquille O’Neal and Natasha Legerro, to name a few, during his Comedy Central roast, which is due to air in the States on March 30.
The good folk over at People.com recently revealed 21 of the best jokes from the night, punchlines that roasted both Bieber and the rest of the celebrities in attendance (check them all out here), so we’ve picked out ten of our absolute favourites.
“Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.” – Kevin Hart
“Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards.” – Natasha Legerro
“Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here.” – Kevin Hart
“Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road.” – Shaquille O’Neal
“Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance.” – SNL’s Pete Davidson
“Justin as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that high. And he uses your music to torture people.” – Shaquille O’Neal
“Justin, you are the King Joffrey of Pop.”– Jeffrey Ross
“All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time.” – Natasha Legerro
“Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters.” – Ludacris
“What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.” – Justin Bieber
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