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Everyone has their own technique when it comes to kissing and while some of you probably have your own method perfected to a tee ( years of practice eh?), there can always be some room for improvement.
On that note, is there anything more awkward than seeing two people shifting the faces off of each other but the kiss looks incredibly awkward?
You know the type, it’s a common sight in most clubs at 2am where the guy looks like he’s a vampire that hasn’t eaten in years.
William Cane is an expert in the area, he even wrote a book about it, and Time have serialized a few nuggets of information that should help your skills at wearing/shifting/meeting/scoring/kissing.
For men, Cane suggests the following;
1) Don’t shove your tongue down her throat: Well d’uh!
2) Keep your ears attuned to her breathing: Simply put, let her breath freely.
3) “Listen” to the way she’s kissing: Match her tempo and tongue movements. Yerrrrow!
The survey also revealed some tips for women including; open your mouth more, try to increase the intimacy levels and that men really like it when women are more aggressive with their tongue and take a more active part in the kiss.
I’m sure that men all over the world will be nodding in agreement with this news.
The article also revealed that 59% of men and 66% of women have ended a relationship before because their partner was a bad kisser and that a good snog matters more to women than men.
One of the more detailed and bizarre stats stated that men who kiss their wives before heading off to work will live 5 years longer, make 20-30% more money and are far less likely to get in a car accident.
Now if that doesn’t make you want to kiss the wife before leaving for work then nothing else will!
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