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07th Dec 2015

This attempted robbery at a brewery features the greatest name ever

You can't make this up

Paul Moore

You can’t make this up.

I’ve no doubt that there are people in the world that have some ‘unfortunate’ but funny names – Seymour Butts and Hugh Jass from the Simpsons instantly come to mind – but it’s very seldom that a news story breaks that does justice to these incredible people.

In what could be the most ironic news update of all-time, a teenager named Bud Weisser was recently arrested after being caught trespassing at the Budweiser Brewery in St. Louis.

We’re not joking because here’s a snap of 1) the man with the most unfortunate name in the world and 2) Mr Weisser being caught in the most unfortunate/ hilarious location.

Police say Bud Weisser entered a secured area at the brewery at after 6pm on Thursday and after security officers told him to leave, he refused to do so.  Weisser was then taken into police custody were he was charged with trespassing and resisting arrest.

I wonder when Bud was taken into custody, did the police say ‘wasssssssuuuuup’?

The police can’t rest though because we have it on good authority that the famous French thief Stella Artois is still at large and that she’s working in tandem with German beer bandit Carl Sberg.

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Topics:

Beer,drink