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01st Apr 2016

There’s a very good chance your penis is the ‘ideal size’

Ben Kenyon

‘It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean,’ goes the old saying about penis size.

But this age-old adage might not be far wrong. While millions of blokes obsess about what the average size actually is (it’s quite modest according to this scientist), it turns out there’s nothing to worry about at all.

If there’s anyone who could be considered an authority on the subject it’s a porn star. They’ve probably seen them come in all shapes and sizes (that genuinely wasn’t a pun).

While porn has created a warped idea that bigger is always better, a group of adult actresses explain that this isn’t always the case.

Some prefer a bit of length, others are partial to a girthier one while there are those who really don’t mind at all.

Dahlia Sky says: “I don’t know if I really have an ideal penis size.”

“They don’t have to be super big or anything. It’s about if a man knows how to use it. You don’t need a huge penis,” adds Shyla Jennings.

“6 to 8 inches. You know, on the normal to… not so normal size,” Alana Evans says.

So if you’re not hung like an elephant, don’t worry – it’s totally about quality over quantity.

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Porn,Sex