Fancy buying a dirt bike that will see “hotties within seven time zones ensnared by its gravitational pull?” Then you better check this out…
We’ve seen a fair few funny ‘vehicle for sale’ ads at this stage, like the 1997 Volvo worth €500 from Ballinasloe and the 1995 Pontiac Grand AM GT for sale in the States, but we’ve come across a bike ad over on Adverts.ie that takes the top spot as our new favourite.
According to the bike’s seller, Marc, from Dublin, the “TM250 enduro is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women).”
Marc goes on to say: “This Motorcycle was engineered by Italian warriors on the Banks of the Mediterranean to serve the needs of the men, or women, that cheat death on a daily basis.
“It has a tall special blood/gore resistant seat and tall pegs, so if you’re being chased by terrorists, you’ll still be able to shoot your AR15 and ride at the same time.”
Unfortunately, this awesome automotive comes with a few restrictions, like the fact that it only comes with one seat. Marc says: “‘Why’s it got only one seat?’ you ask. “How am I supposed to get action?” Child, listen. No one gets tail while on the bike. I know. I’ve tried. And, despite my extraordinary flexibility, exceptional agility and size 29 shoe size… the mechanics just don’t work.”
There’s much more to the ad, which you’ll find here on Adverts.ie, but if you’re thinking of getting in contact with Marc then be warned, he may be “out killing big game in Africa with [his] bare hands, or gambling in Morocco, but [he’ll] get back to you.”
Hat tip to Criostoir Bearla for sending this our way on Twitter
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