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23rd Sep 2014

Tired of sleeping alone? This new spooning app is just the thing for you

*JOE downloads immediately and waits for the hugs to roll in*

Alan Loughnane

We can’t see any reason why this app won’t be a success… *satirical face*

Facing the prospect of a hangover or just a particularly bad dose of man flu alone can be a daunting prospect especially when all you really need is a cuddle. That’s where the new app Cuddlr comes in.

Cuddlr offers users no-strings-attached spooning and cuddling to help you get past that Sunday morning fear. The app works similar to Tinder whereby users have the opportunity to match with someone in their area.

JOE has always thought of ourselves as a one man wolf pack and has a deep-set anxiety over the prospect of commitment, unless of course Emily Blunt finally comes to her senses and declares her love for us, so this app could be ideal.

However, we do have our doubts whether or not this app will be safe to use for vulnerable souls like ourselves, especially with the advice from creator Charlie Williams that “first-time pairs should do their cuddling in a public place.”

Thanks Charlie, we’ll make sure to cuddle safe.

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Hat tip to our sister Her.ie for the story.

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