Jason Martin was found guilty of biting off more than he could chew, literally, and his neighbour has paid a heavy price.
The 41 year-old got into an altercation with his neighbour in Kent this past July when he felt that Richard Henderson was playing music too loudly. The crime we think didn’t quite fit the punishment meted out however.
According to The Daily Mail, the two had a bout of verbal fisticuffs, before Martin decided to bite down into Henderson’s pyjamas so hard that his penis became detached.
We imagine at this stage you are wincing – if not, shame on you – and Henderson left the Canterbury Crown Court in little doubt to the pain he experienced.
“My willy was not attached to the rest of my body,” Henderson said. “I have never experienced that kind of pain to this day and I don’t want to experience it ever again.”
Martin for his part claimed innocence, claiming that he only has a “couple of teeth” in his lower mouth and stating he cannot even bite into a hard-boiled egg, never mind a body organ. He did however concede to wearing dentures for “cosmetic reasons”.
“The thought of putting a man’s penis in my mouth. Well, it’s not for me,” he added, though the court thought otherwise.
A willy awful story.
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