Roses are red, violets are blue…
It’s Valentine’s Day! Which means couples across the country are lavishing each other with gifts and kisses and all sorts of things that are making single people feel more bitter and lonely with every passing second.
The evidence of that is plain to see on Twitter, where many, many people are coming up with their own hilarious renditions of the classic ‘Roses are red…’ quatrain.
Here are some of our favourites below, and you can find even more simply by searching ‘Roses are red’ on Twitter.
Roses are red
Violins are blue
If you chat shit
He will bang you #AFCvLCFC— Nadim (@Nadim_UTD) February 14, 2016
Roses are red, violets are blue. Porn hub is down, your mum's facebook will do
— 50cent ® (@KwekuDjango) February 14, 2016
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get the sky remote
And press 402— Andy Castell (@AJ3) February 14, 2016
Roses are red violets are blue I have a really bad hangover and I don't no what to do
— Jake Quickenden (@JakeQuickenden) February 14, 2016
Roses are red,
my rhyme style is fresh,
will you be me mot?
and we can go on the sesh.— Dolly Partition (@bigmonsterlove) February 13, 2016
Roses are red
And really expensive
So are violets
I didn't get you anything— Ste(ph)en (@stephenjmolloy) February 14, 2016
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I've never had a valentine
But at least I've seen Deadpool— Awfully Potato (@FejesBalu) February 14, 2016