JOE thinks it was the poet and environmental zealot Sting who once sang, “don’t stand so close to me.”
Well, tell that to Jared Michael, who got himself a nice kick in the head from a passing train while taking a selfie.
Oh, and just to be clear, the train doesn’t kick him. We’re guessing it’s one of the passing passengers.
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