Squeaky bum time.
When it comes to chatting up potential partners at a club, there’s no guaranteed way to make an instant impression but some things do help.
Decent eye-contact, some funny chat and a few flirty compliments might do the trick but if those fail then just take your mojo to the dancefloor and see what happens.
Some girls will say that that there’s nothing sexier than a man that can dance but I’d imagine that they weren’t taking about this poor lad.
We’ve all left a few shapes out on the floor in the pursuit of a shift but I’d wager that very few people have actually shit themselves while trying to impress a lady with their moves. This has never been dung as far as I know.
That’s what happened to this poor lad in Cardiff though as he murdered any chance of romance on the dancefloor.
He must have been pooped after a heavy night like this.
Hat-Tip to The Mirror
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