This is nonchalance at its most extreme…
We’re still a little unsure as to why 35 lads in masks were needed or indeed what their actual motive was but, nevertheless, the man sitting in the centre of shot on the CCTV camera looks as cool as a cucumber as the violent scene unravels before his very eyes.
Cool as a cucumber made of ice. In Alaska. In a freezer.
JOE remembers being in a restaurant recently when a masked man came in and we wrestled him to the ground. Imagine how embarrassed we were when we found out that it was Ronald McDonald.
Clip via TheChosenOne
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