Ronseal, we love you.
Like us, we reckon they got sick of seeing their advertising slogan get butchered by the kinds of people who still think the Premiership is a thing and who reckon Vin Diesel is long overdue an Oscar.
They also realise that they’ve been lying to you, and that Ronseal no longer comes exclusively in tins.
With that in mind they’ve changed their advertising slogan to… drumroll…
Ronseal: Does exactly what it says on the rotund 203.48mm by 189.12mm vacuum moulded white polypropylene copolymer 5 litre labelled bucket.
Catchy as ever, lads. Well done.
Can’t wait for the Premiership footballers to get their chops around that one.
H/T Broadsheet.ie
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