"Why can't I pick up on these social cues? What is my problem?"
Let's start this article by saying that this was never JOE, who spent most of his time up until the age of 25 (30) listening to Pearl Jam (Jewel) while secretly wishing that Sandra from no.16 (anyone) would return our calls.
But enough about us.
This Buzzfeed clip shows what men are really saying when they try to chat up women on the street, and while some of the lines ring hollow - how many of you have actually thrusted your crotch at a passer-by? - there are grains of truth in here.
http://youtu.be/lUJ24mblCLY
