These are incredibly funny.
If you've ever read an Irvine Welsh novel or simply just watched Trainspotting, then you'll definitely hear the voices of Mark Renton and/or Francis Begbie as you read these tweets.
We'd like to thank
Filipe Orlando for bringing these into our world, in all their filthy and utterly not-so-for-work language.
"Aye, pal..."
https://twitter.com/_RyanBryce/status/770592548616282112
"Pause the tunes"
https://twitter.com/montyyy_x/status/614095095088984064
"Can this place be shut down?" and other Goudie delights...
https://twitter.com/Goudie15/status/781128963942977536
https://twitter.com/Goudie15/status/777613030809071616
https://twitter.com/Goudie15/status/697496675720495105
"Am no a fucking octopus!"
https://twitter.com/CallumMcNab93/status/314367064200601602
What did we just read?
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