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20th Sep 2013

What a balls – man delays wedding after cutting off his testicles

A man attempted to make a right balls of a couple’s big day by bursting into the church after cutting off his testicles, but thankfully the ceremony still went ahead.

JOE

A man attempted to make a right balls of a couple’s big day by bursting into the church after cutting off his testicles, but thankfully the ceremony still went ahead.

The congregation were beginning to gather at Hutton All Saints Church in Essex when an unnamed man entered the church covered in blood after deciding to cut off his testicles with a scissors.

“When I went in the church, I saw something on the floor which I could only describe as flesh, which I thought was part of his arm but that was one of his testicles,” one eye witness told The Daily Mail.

A spokesperson for Essex police said that the man was suffering from mental health problems and thankfully it did not put a halt to the wedding day.

In fact the bride was not even aware of the incident until after the ceremony apparently, which carried on after the half hour delay.

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