There are some gas characters out there.
It’s been a hell of a day with Henry Shefflin retiring, Jeremy Clarkson’s time at the BBC coming to an end and Zayn Malik leaving One Direction.
We’d like to spare a thought for all the One Direction-loving Top Gear fans from Kilkenny, we realise this must be a difficult time.
If you love shit jokes like that, then get on Twitter immediately because this hilarious gag is doing the rounds.
Petition for Jeremy Clarkson to replace Zayn as the 5th member of one direction
— Neck Deep (@Drxp_Dead) March 25, 2015
Rumour has it that 1Direction have snapped up Jeremy Clarkson to replace Zayn Malik, who’s embarking on a new career as a Top Gear presenter
— Kelly M (@TRArchaeology) March 25, 2015
BREAKING NEWS: Zayn Malik has left One Direction… to replace Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear. #ZaynMalik #RIPTopGear pic.twitter.com/szOHIVbMII
— Virgin Media (@virginmedia) March 25, 2015
Now Zayn Malik has quit 1D, we repeat our call for Jeremy Clarkson to replace him http://t.co/JdWE3veldi pic.twitter.com/z3GWrD7lmP
— UsVsTh3m (@UsVsTh3m) March 25, 2015
Maybe Jeremy Clarkson will replace Zayn Malik in one direction
— liv (@rxininginparis) March 25, 2015
Is Zayn quitting One Direction to replace Clarkson on Top Gear? @BBC_TopGear
— Sanjay Sood-Smith (@sanjaysoodsmith) March 25, 2015
Maybe Jeremy Clarkson will replace Zayn in One Direction
— Persephone S-D (@PersephoneSD) March 25, 2015
hold the phones, Jeremy Clarkson can replace Zayn in @onedirection he’s got no other commitments now. Zayn to host Top Gear, Top Bear-d?
— Neil Ransome (@NeilRansome) March 25, 2015
BBC linking breaking news about 1D to Clarkson live reaction. Related? Almost certainly. Zayn to replace Clarkson.
— Steve Kirtley (@stevekirtley) March 25, 2015
Apparently there is a campaign to replace Zayn on the One Direction your with… Jeremy Clarkson. Yes please. @sswinkgma
— Andrew Springer (@springer) March 23, 2015
Its a plot! ZAYN has been asked to replace Jeremy Clarkson on #TopGear!
— Philip Green (@PhilWGreen) March 25, 2015
IDEA: Zayn Malik should replace Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear
— Alex (@lameimpala) March 25, 2015
Hey. Why don’t One Direction replace Zayn with Jeremy Clarkson? He’s looking for a new job.
— Daz Gale (@dazgale) March 25, 2015
Clarkson to replace Zayn Malik??? #1D
— Luke Williams (@lukeywilliams) March 25, 2015
Breaking: Clarkson to replace Zayn Malik in 1D line-up, or vice versa. Take your pick pic.twitter.com/U0r1wIrpR4
— Ian Griggs (@ProseFactory) March 25, 2015
Jeremy Clarkson to replace Zayn in One Direction…
— Justine Barnes (@SouthSeaWine) March 19, 2015
Jeremy Clarkson to replace Zayn Malik. You heard it here first. #OneDirection #CantBelieveIAmHashtaggingOneDirection
— Shitika Anand (@shitika) March 25, 2015
I guess Jeremy Clarkson will have to replace Zayn Malik hahahahaha where are my retweets
— cuillin (@notcuillin) March 25, 2015
Jeremy Clarkson could replace Zayn, he’s out of a job.. #justathought
— Shannon Gurney (@Shannongurney94) March 25, 2015
BREAKING: Zayn Malik to replace Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear. #wrongdirection
— Christopher Wood (@crwexe) March 25, 2015
When one door closes…Clarkson to replace Zayn in 1D perhaps?
— Tracey Wilkinson (@TraceyBtint) March 25, 2015
Excuse us while we call a surgeon to sow the gaping hole in our side back together (we split them from all the laughing).
Although if we’re being honest, this photoshop made us laugh.
Shefflin/Malik/Clarkson JOB SWAP. @JOEdotie @paddypower @ThisisiRadio pic.twitter.com/udyeaw0D4g
— Brendan Tierney (@bennytierney) March 25, 2015
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