The Gang moves bar.
Listen up jabronis. If you had to name your favourite memory from Paddy’s Pub, what would it be?
Who can forget the very first time that we were introduced to the D.E.N.N.I.S system, the carnage that unfolded during a game of Chardee MacDennis or the moment that Frank held the world’s shadiest beauty pageant?
God damnit, we really want to hang out with Frank.
In fact, we love the gang so much that we would even be prepared to do Charlie work around the bar, you know, provided we’re given our own rat stick and an endless amount of cheese.
Think about it. You could hang around the bar all day, call your friends a bird and reflect on your status as a golden god.
If that doesn’t sound like fun, you can always engage in a friendly game of Flipadelphia or get blasted on grain alcohol.
If you know anyone in the US, or if you happen to have an endless amount of cash like Frank does, you’ll be pleased to hear that the worst bar in Philadelphia is coming to Colossal Clusterfest Festival, San Francisco.
We’re promised that this newly constructed Paddy’s Pub will also have a shithole of a bathroom. We wonder if Frank managed to flush his shoes down those toilets also?
In typical Paddy’s Pub tradition, there’s going to be rum ham, beef, beers and even more beers.
Here’s hoping that they open up a version of Paddy’s Pub that’s closer to these shores, we can’t be hanging around.
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