It's Monday.
Monday = one day.
Yes, a new working week is upon us and we're now in that horrible place where our 'one year ago today' reminders are showing us moments from our first lockdown.
It was a novelty then. How naive we were...
Here are the best movies on TV this evening.
WarGames - Film4 - 6.45pm
A teenage computer wiz nearly causes World War III when he accidentally hacks into a military supercomputer.
Godzilla - Sky One - 9pm
Tough look for our guy Godzilla in this one. Bad movie in an alarming number of ways.
Horrible Bosses 2 - Comedy Central - 9pm
Probably funnier than the original movie and adding Christoph Waltz and Chris Pine to an already fantastic cast is a big win.
Murder on the Orient Express - Film4 - 9pm
Bad moustaches galore.
Detective Hercule Poirot, a famous creation of Agatha Christie, has to solve a murder on a moving train.
The Crying Game - TG4 - 9.55pm
A remarkable, dark drama which explores gender, race and identity.
Crank - ITV4 - 10.30pm
You know the movie Speed with Keanu Reeves. The one where if the bus slows down a bomb will go off?
Well, Jason Statham remakes that movie except he's been injected with drugs that will cause him to die if his heart rate falls below a certain level.
