It’s Tuesday.
Yes, despite everything that has happened this week, it is only Tuesday.
But we have to move on with things so here’s the best movies on TV this evening.
Shanghai Noon – Comedy Central – 7pm
Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson team up in the Old Wild West to save a princess.
We won’t waste your time and tell you there’s a great plot, but there’s a lot of action and jokes from the pair of them.
Home Again – Film4 – 7.05pm
A 2017 romcom effort starting Reese Witherspoon, Michael Sheen and Candice Bergen.
Woman leaves man, finds new man, old man shows up. Chaos.
X-Men: The Last Stand – E4 – 9pm
Not the worst of the X-Men movies, but certainly not the best.
Hugh Jackman is ripped and grumpy in the third instalment of the franchise.
Been so Long – Film4 – 9pm
During a night on the town, a dedicated single mother meets a charming yet troubled stranger.
Ghost Rider – Comedy Central – 10pm
Stunt rider Johnny Blaze makes a deal with the devil.
I think we can use this movie as a reference to where Nicolas Cage stopped caring about his films.
Hot Fuzz – ITV4 – 10.05pm
A comedy action starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.
Pegg, a highly capable police officer, is transferred to a rural town with the lowest rate of crime in the United Kingdom.
But is there a sinister reason for the well behaved community?
Hint: Yes.
The Wolverine – Film4 – 11.05pm
This is probably a better X-Men movie then The Last Stand listed above. But realistically, they’re both in the bottom half of the table.
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