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19th Dec 2013

BOOM! BANG! OLD! The first teaser trailer for The Expendables 3 is here

Everyone's favourite Geriactioners are back... again.

Eoghan Doherty

Everyone’s favourite Geriactioners are back… again.

Following on from the huge success (financially, not critically) of The Expendables and its imaginatively titled sequel The Expendables 2, Sly Stallone, Arnie Scwarzenegger and friends are back and this time they’ve brought some new badass buddies to play with – most notably Harrison Ford AKA Indiana Jones/Han Solo and Antonio Banderas AKA ahmm, Puss in Boots.

Our favourite mad movie addition this time around, however, has to be Mel Gibson as the absolutely incredibly-named Conrad Stonebanks.

Yes please.

Seeing as our action heroes are all back for yet another awesome action-packed adventure, it’s now clear to JOE that most of these lads are not Expendable in any way whatsoever as they just keep on coming back for more. And more. And more. And more…

Here at JOE we speculated that this first trailer for The Expendables 3 would consist mostly of old men in a nursing home dribbling onto their M3 Submachine guns, but the elder statesmen of Hollywood action films have shown us that they still (just about) have what it takes to compete with the best of the rest.

Enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI-sR0uxZZw

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