Did you know there is a Brexit-themed porn movie? Because there is 5 months ago

Did you know there is a Brexit-themed porn movie? Because there is

Withdrawal agreement. Hung parliament. These jokes write themselves!

Consider us somewhat ignorant to the world of adult movies, but we did not this existed until today.

We know that the general rule of porn exists - in that if something exists at all, there is more than likely a porn version of it in existence too.

It is how Hamilton becomes Hamiltoe, or how Men In Black becomes Men In Black Men, or how Toys R Us becomes Toys F Us. (No, we don't make any of those up, they all exist.)

To that end, we give you Hard BreXXXit, which we were first made aware of by this tweet:

A little bit of careful-of-our-surroundings-research later, and we discovered that Hard BreXXXit features a list of characters including the aforementioned Teaser Maynot of the Whorey Party and Jizza Cwoarbyn of the Laymore Party, but also Tronald Dump, Mania Dump, Angular Merkin, and (re-reads this one several times) Gladimhere Putitin.

Good lord.

Since we're writing this on our work computer, we didn't delve too deeply into actually finding the film itself, but it does seem to be, eh, easy enough to find, with scene descriptions informing us that a conversation between not-Angela Merkle and the leader of the Scottish PNS party results in them having sex, or another scene in which not-Theresa May and not-Donald Trump attempt to hold a press conference but in results in... well, yep, them having sex.

Maybe the lesson to be learned from Hard BreXXXit is that despite all of our differences, once we try to come together, things can ultimately be resolved.

Or maybe the lesson is that if you thought Brexit was so confusing and politically-driven that there was no way that anyone, anywhere, could possibly make it sexy, then you really are underestimating the power of the human mind.