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26th Jun 2013

Get ready to be teased by the new teaser trailer for The Counsellor

It has ALL the beautiful people.

Eoghan Doherty

JOE brings you the latest trailers in association with the good folk over at Magnet.

Get ready to be pretty goddayum excited about the The Counsellor, the latest film from the genius director of Blade Runner, Alien and Gladiator – Mr Ridley Scott.

The teaser trailer has just hit our internet screens and, with a screenplay by Pulitzer prize-winning author Cormac McCarthy, The Counsellor looks like it can (hopefully) only be a winner.

The film tells the tale of the Counsellor (played by our very own son of Eire, Michael Fassbender) a lawyer who finds himself out of his depth after getting involved in the drug-trafficking business. Say no to drugs Michael.

Although it’s only 44 seconds long, the teaser manages to ram in a lot of very, very cool looking stuff – Someone clearly owns a pet cheetah, a poor motorbike rider looks like he’s in for the ol’ cheese-wire-across-the-road trick, Cameron Diaz mounts a car seductively and IT’S GOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CAST EVER ASSEMBLED.

Just look at them and then look at your own ugly face in the mirror and feel inadequate because The Counsellor stars Penélope Cruz, Cameron Diaz, Michael Fassbender, Javier Bardem and Brad Pitt.

Sweet Jaysus in heaven.

Feast your eyes here:

The Counsellor is due to be released in November

Make sure to have the best broadband in town before trying to find out any more about The Counsellor. Thankfully, the lads over at Magnet will be able to sort you out with their fatpipe which has up to 70mb broadband speeds.


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