Infographic: Every single one of the many injuries 24’s Jack Bauer ever suffered 4 years ago

Infographic: Every single one of the many injuries 24’s Jack Bauer ever suffered

Jesus, this fella almost puts Ruby Walsh to shame. Almost.

When you have to kick as much ass as tough guy Jack Bauer does in 24, the chances are that you’re going to get your ass kicked quite a bit in return.

Considering that there were over 200 episodes of the wildly popular Fox series, Jack’s body took quite the beating over the years.

The extent of the damage has been revealed in a detailed infographic that illustrates the amount of injuries he’s suffered to each part of his body, how he sustained said injuries and how much medical bills he would have had to incur in different parts of the world if he was just a normal Jack soap, which, of course, he is certainly not.

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Still though, much as some people don’t want to believe, Jack Bauer isn’t real. Ruby Walsh, on the other hand, is real and look what he’s had to put up with over the years (bear in mind, this infographic is from a couple of years back).

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Hard bastards, the pair of 'em.

Hat-tip: Shortlist