JOE of the Jungle – our favourite jungle survival movies 8 years ago

JOE of the Jungle – our favourite jungle survival movies

“GET TO THE CHOPPA”… and to the upcoming Jameson Cult Film Club screening of Predator.

Due to unprecedented demand, the Jameson Cult Film Club is returning to Dublin for a special 25th anniversary screening of the 1987 classic, Predator. Continuing on from this year’s successful screenings of Die Hard, Intermission and LA Confidential, the Jameson Cult Film Club promises to transport the audience right into the world of this high suspense, sci-fi thriller at a secret Dublin location on Tuesday 19th November 2013.


Directed by action supremo John McTiernan and starring Austrian Oak Arnold Schwarzenegger, Predator tells the story of an elite special forces team, led by ‘Dutch’ (Schwarzenegger), on a dangerous mission to rescue hostages from guerrilla territory in Central America. Unbeknownst to the group, they are being stalked and hunted by a technologically advanced form of extraterrestrial life, the Predator.

Or, as it’s affectionately known in JOE Towers, Big-Scary-Bob-Marley-Vagina-Face.


With that charming looking fellow in mind, JOE decided to take a look at some of the best jungle and forest cinematic survival films that also happen to be jam-packed with plenty of ploop-your-pants moments.


So smear yourself in wild boar feces and fashion yourself a homemade spear as JOE takes you into the heart of darkness...

Speaking of Heart of Darkness, the first classic film on our list was actually inspired by Joseph Conrad’s 1899 novella of the same name. It is of course, the fantastically philosophical Apocalypse Now.

Coincidentally, ‘Heart of Darkness’ was also the nickname of one of JOE’s ex-girlfriends but we don’t really like to talk about her...

Apocalypse Now


Apocalypse Now, starring an infamously overweight Marlon Brando and a heart-attack prone Martin Sheen, was helmed by the great American director Francis Ford Coppola and told the tale of Captain Willard’s (Sheen) dangerous mission down the Nung River to assassinate the crazed Colonel Kurtz (Brando).

It. Is. Class. And deep. And terrifying. And brilliant. So watch it.

Check out Robert Duvall as Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore in all his shirtless, cowboy hat-wearin’, napalm-lovin’ glory:


Apocalypse Now is so good that it even has the power to make other films better by mere association. Take this brilliant Apocalypse Now/Wall Street Sheen-astic scene from Hot Shots! Part Deux as the perfect example:

The Cabin In The Woods


Super scary and fantastically funny in equal measure, the meta movie that is The Cabin In The Woods expertly parodies the cabin-in-the-woods horror genre made famous by films like The Evil Dead, The Blair Witch Project and Cabin Fever.

Written and directed by Buffy alumnus Drew Goddard (with the living legend Joss Whedon on board as co-writer),  The Cabin In The Woods tells the story of five friends who travel to a remote cabin for a get-away holiday. Goddard and Whedon ingeniously begin to subvert the genre and its tropes as the friends soon become victims of a stereotypical horror movie plot, all the while being observed through hidden cameras by mysterious, mischievous horror technicians who work at The Facility. Oooooooooooh...

Starring Chris ‘a sight for Thor eyes’ Hemsworth, the brilliant Richard Jenkins and Bradley ‘is that a fat Josh from The West Wing’ Whitford, The Cabin In the Woods is the story you think you know, but you ain’t seen nothin’ yet...

Jurassic Park

Never mind being one of the best films set in a jungle with plenty of ploop-your-pants moments, Steven Spielberg’s Jurassic Park is simply one of the greatest films ever made.

Ever since JOE first saw the masterpiece in the cinema back in 1993, we’ve remained terrified of velociraptors and rightly so. We don’t care what the science-fact books say, these terrifying "six foot turkeys" DO exist and they’re out there, waiting for us. Clever girl...

Next time you take a pleasant drive through your local forest park and happen to be chased by a giant, rampaging T-Rex, just remember Jeff Goldblum’s wise words of advice, “must go faster...”

Plus, any mention of Jurassic Park means that JOE ineveitably gets to include John Williams’ immense theme tune, melodica style.

“They DO move in herds.” They certainly do Dr. Grant, they certainly do.

The Grey

"WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU YOU STUPID WOLVES!? Don’t you know that Liam Neeson has recently re-invented himself as an ass-kicking action hero? Haven’t you seen Taken!? Don’t you know that his very particular set of skills involves beating the crap out of wolves with glass tied to his hands!?"

That’s exactly what JOE shouted at the wolves onscreen while watching the excellent 2011 adventure drama, The Grey, starring the Irish man mountain that is Liam Neeson.

Of course, the wolves couldn’t answer us because they’re wolves and they can’t speak.


And last but not least,

FernGully: The Last Rainforest

That’s right. FernGully: The Last Rainforest.

What? It’s incredible. And that bit, with the guy, with the threatening, and the sexy animated fairy, and the tree-cutting, with the evil force? Terrifying.

Face it, the threat of ecological turmoil on our planet, as seen through the eyes of tiny talking fairies, is way more scary than any alien assassin ever could be. Topical JOE.

Sweet Lord. It looks awful.

So there you have it film fans, JOE's favourite jungle cinematic survival movies inspired by Predator.

Soon the hunt for green blood will begin. Grab your camouflage gear and report to Major Dutch and the rest of the elite Special Forces squad for the covert rescue mission deep in the Central American Jungle; register for free tickets now on The exact location is only revealed to successful squad members, so register your interest early.

These free events are more than just your typical screening, as characters from the movie, live theatre and special effects timed perfectly with on-screen action help to create an electric atmosphere throughout the movie.

*Warning* - the Predator blends in with its surroundings, taking trophies from the bodies of its victims as it goes along. So, prepare for a foot chase through the dense jungle as the venue will be completely transformed into a series of sets from the film.

DJ Aidan Kelly will be spinning the sounds from the film before and after the screening while guests will be treated to ‘Jungle’ burgers and refreshing Jameson, Ginger and Lime long drinks.


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