It may be about vampires, but it definitely doesn’t suck.
Here’s your friendly reminder that Valentine’s Day is only 4 days away.
(I know, it snuck up on me too.)
So if you need something to distract your significant other while you order flowers from your phone…
Why not watch a movie?
Here’s JOE’s top picks for the films on the telly tonight.
Made In America – Film4 – 6.50pm
A very harmless, very 90’s movie.
Murder on the Orient Express – Film4 – 9pm
Kenneth Branagh is not only an Oscar nominated filmmaker, he’s also a small French detective.
Deep Blue Sea – Turner Classic Movies – 9pm
Samuel L Jackson fights a shark. That’s all you need to know.
Torn Curtain – True Movies – 9pm
One of Alfred Hitchcock’s final films.
From Dusk Till Dawn – Sony Movie Channel – 9pm
Our top pick for tonight is an often forgotten Tarantino film that’s well worth a watch.
Tarantino himself stars in the film along with George Clooney as his brother (if you can believe it) who find themselves in a saloon where everyone is not as they seem…
They’re vampires. That’s it.
Directed by Robert Rodriguez of Sin City fame, this is a stylish horror flick that’s well worth seeing.
Fort Apache – BBC4 – 10pm
One for your dad.
Pitch Black – ITV4 – 10pm
The first outing for Vin Diesel’s iconic space criminal Richard. B. Riddick.
Aquarium of the Dead – SyFy -10pm
It’s awful. You’ll love it.
Miami Vice – Turner Classic Movies – 11.10pm
Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx star as the detective duo in this Michael Mann adaptation of the 80s cop show.
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