Stay inside. Watch movies.
We’re all being responsible and practicing social distancing, right?
It’s very important. Seriously, it needs to be done.
Movies help the day go by, of course. Let’s see how Friday (20 March) looks on that front, shall we?
X-Men 2 – Film 4 – 6.20pm
The best one of these that isn’t Logan.
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back – E4 – 9pm
The first Jack Reacher is honestly quite underrated.
The second one? Not so much, but hey, you could do worse.
American Pie: Reunion – ITV2 – 9pm
The gang get back together.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse – TCM – 9pm
The second one.
Jaws 3D – ITV4 – 9pm
Break out the 3D glasses that almost definitely won’t work.
Little Fockers – Film 4 – 9pm
One for Meet The Parents completionists to enjoy.
I Went Down – RTÉ 2 – 9.30pm
Excellent and not-seen-enough dark Irish comedy about two small-time criminals – Brendan Gleeson being one of them – who run afoul of a gangster.
Enough – Virgin Media One – 10pm
On the run from an abusive relationship, Jennifer Lopez fights back.
Blade – TCM – 11pm
The first one.
Drive Angry – Comedy Central – 11pm
Nicolas Cage escapes from hell. Do you need to know anything else?
Man Up – BBC One – 11.15pm
Lake Bell mistakes Simon Pegg for her scheduled blind date. Comedic passion ensues.
The Man with the Iron Heart – BBC Two – 11.15pm
World War II drama in which two resistance fighters plan to assassinate the mastermind of the Holocaust.
Jason Clarke, Jack Reynor, Rosamund Pike, Stephen Graham, Jack O’Connell and Mia Wasikowska all feature.
Jagged Edge – RTÉ One – 11.50pm
Jeff Bridges says he didn’t kill his wife. Glenn Close, assigned to defend him, isn’t certain.
Bullet to the Head – Channel 4 – 12.10am
Sylvester Stallone and Sung Kang team up to take down Jason Momoa.
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