Look, we’ve all got things to be doing.
Watching movies is a serious business.
Very serious.
So serious that we’re not going to keep this preamble going any longer than it needs to.
Here are the most notable films on your television screen this Friday, 22 March…
Crazy, Stupid, Love – ITV2 – 8pm
Decent dramedy starring Ryan Gosling’s abs.
Home Alone – E4 – 8pm
Because it’s not just for Christmas, you know.
Wayne’s World 2 – Universal TV – 8pm
Not as good as the first one, but still packed with laughs.
Darkman – Film 4 – 9pm
Liam Neeson goes all film noir in Sam Raimi’s downright bizarre attempt at making a superhero movie. The director’s next shot would be a touch more crowd-pleasing.
Marley & Me – RTÉ 2 – 9.45pm
Warning: Dog lovers may wish to approach with some degree of caution.
Iron Man 3 – BBC One – 10.35pm
Shane Black brings his razor-sharp panache to the Iron Man franchise as Tony Stark faces off against some especially dangerous foes, both of whom are not what they initially seem to be…
The Conjuring – ITV4 – 11.35pm
A husband and wife spice things up with some paranormal activity.
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