The Bank Holiday dream is dead.
It still feels like it’s Friday and there’s three beautiful days off ahead.
But there aren’t.
It’s over.
Cruel, ain’t it?
With a heavy sigh, we hereby present the most eye-catching movie options on your television screen on this Tuesday 29 October…
Men In Black 3 – Film 4 – 6.50pm
Josh Brolin’s impression of Tommy Lee Jones is good, at least?
Cowboys & Aliens – E4 – 8pm
Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in an ‘exactly what it says on the tin’ adventure.
The Other Guys – Comedy Central – 9pm
Two bumbling cops (Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell) get the chance to step up to the big time when their rivals perish in bizarre circumstances.
Transformers: Age of Extinction – Film 4 – 9pm
Mark Wahlberg again, this time taking on incomprehensible CGI.
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – SyFy – 9pm
One for those who enjoy passable adaptations of classic video games.
Zero Dark Thirty – ITV4 – 10.30pm
Jessica Chastain masterminds the hunt for Osama Bin Laden in Kathryn Bigelow’s suitably gripping drama.
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life – SyFy – 11.10pm
One for those who enjoy passable sequels to adaptations of classic video games.
Pet – Film 4 – 2.10am
LOST’s Dominic Monaghan kidnaps a woman and keeps her in a cage (hence the title) only to find that he’s underestimated the object of his twisted affection.
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