He’s finally cultivated that mass.
How Mac Got Ripped.
Cue the Always Sunny music.
We all know that Mac needs to be in great shape because he’s the Head of Security for Paddy’s Pub but how exactly did Rob McElhenney get so ripped?
Truth be told, we assumed that it was a mix of crowtein, rum ham, exercise on the dildo bike, and hours upon hours of karate.
After all, he is a black belt that scored a legitimate point in a karate tournament. It’s just a shame that ‘Country Mac’ stole his thunder by choking out some dude with his own t-shirt.
Well, everyone’s favourite jabroni has put away his trash bag that’s full of chimichangas because as reported previously, McElhenney is more shredded than the dreams of Rickety Cricket.
We all know that Ronald McDonald (than name will always be funny) gets angsty if he doesn’t get his pump on but rather than just sit back and relax over the last few months, he has pulled up his boot straps, oiled up a couple of asses, and did a little ploughing of his own. Not gay sex.
In his own words: ” Look, it’s not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don’t eat anything after 7pm, don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don’t eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a studio pay for the whole thing over a six to seven month span. I don’t know why everyone’s not doing this. It’s a super realistic lifestyle and an appropriate body image to compare oneself to.”
Take a look at this jabroni.
Christ, there’s no more need for those ocular pat downs.
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