We absolutely love Frank and here's why...
It's probably the worst kept secret in the world but we're massive fans of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia here in JOE Towers and we think that the best character in the show is the depraved, hilarious and impossibly rich Frank Reynolds played by the marvellous Danny De Vito.
The actor turns 70 today so we've decided to take a look at some of the important life lessons that the great man has taught us.
It's possible to get ripped shit drunk on ham
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9i2sXGgsok
Everyone should support gay marriage rights
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KElSFC4tLfM
The best way to fall asleep is by huffing glue and speed-balling cat food
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrK7oWRXQ-o
Gambling should only be done in moderation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKuGnwE52lc
If you're going to go off the deep end, do it in style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slu8Pk7NuT8
The sausage pocket is the greatest invention ever
There is only one correct way to say 'whore'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC7hZY3sVxE
Women love a smooth talker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HilyOLWzrM
Hiding in a couch is a wonderful idea
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tmhysD7NKg
Bats can bite your head in the middle of the day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7eih11XGjQ
Funerals are a total waste of money
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYTtu-6tMM8
Always be yourself even when surrounded by complete strangers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKEgCEBeUk8
This is the greatest advise that you will ever hear
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6DbQx4iDa0
Never play it safe
