He wants to put his massive tool in your box.
Before he heads off to ride Mrs. O’Reilly, Pat Mustard enjoys nothing more than a good flirt with the ladies of Tinder.
The man with his own theme music, who famously taught Elvis how to do karate, has been throwing out all the classics in a bid to make some brand new hairy babies. The dirty get.
Cheers to Alan Irwin and his mate devious mate Shay
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