They took our jobs. Derk-a-der!!
JOE has an unhealthy infatuation with the greatest cartoon character that has ever been made since Homer Simpson. South Park's Randy Marsh is an absolute hero because he has taught us so many valuable life lessons.
For example, we now know what's required to be the best in any fight, what's needed to take the world's biggest dump, and how to die with dignity like the magnificent man did in World of Warcraft.
This is all without mentioning his scrotum coat, that appearance on Wheel of Fortune, and that moment when a ghost, ahem, covered him in ectoplasm.
The other guy in the photo is his twin brother that managed Germany during their World Cup winning campaign in Brazil.
