15 Scrubs quotes that can solve any problem in your life 4 years ago

15 Scrubs quotes that can solve any problem in your life

These are all gems.

Very few shows from the last decade were as beloved by Irish audiences to the extent that Scrubs was. It's hard to believe that the show ended six years ago (yep that time absolutely flew in) but it's still one of our favourite shows to binge on due to the sheer amount of wonderful lines that it provided.

Here's how you can use some Scrubs quotes to deal with any situation that arises in your personal life.

Issue:  Having a friendly competition with your partner.

Quote: AHHH! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET, CARLA!? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR!?!

Clip via - The Galmeister's Hangout 

Issue: Drinking at work.

Quote:

Issue: Getting the perfect revenge.

Quote: This below.

J.D: Turk, I've always had your back and you always had mine. Are you sure you want to go through with this?
Turk: It was my idea.
J.D : I banged your first girlfriend.

jdtURK

Issue: When you fancy someone.

Quote: Nothing wrong with those. Nothing wrong with that either. Or that.

Clip via - TVshowsish

Issue : Cleaning the house

Quote: I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?

Pancake

Issue: Struggling to see the best in people.

Quote: People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

KelsoBob

Issue: Delivering an insult that cuts to the very core of someone.

Quote: Ted's not an impressive man.

TedScrubs

Issue: Dealing with idiots.

Quote: I'm gonna write you a couple of prescriptions. You'll find this first one is for an oversized mallet so you can pound some sense into yourself. This next one is for a big floppy hat that your now obligated to where every time you leave the house. Have a nice day, you look like a purse.

Caring

Issue: Showing how much your friends mean to you.

Quote: This punchline.

J.D: But CALL-TURK is eight numbers.

Turk: I know, actually it's just CALL-TUR, but I'm hoping people will dial the K anyway.

J.D: I'll always dial the K for you.

Turk-Scrubs

Issue: Standing by your convictions.

Quote: I don't believe in the moon, I just think it's the back of the sun.

Janitor

Issue: Questioning stupid decisions.

Quote: What in the name of: Are you there, God? It's me Margaret, were you thinking?

CoxScrubs

Issue: Getting concert tickets.

Quote: Sir, do you think I know Al Green just because I'm black?

TurkKelso

Issue: Enjoying the moment.

Quote: I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.

CoxLaughing

Issue: Remembering those happy moments.

Quote: Oh, that's a great anecdote. You should write that down in your journal, then your kids can read about it when you're dead.

cRAPkELSO

Issue: Understanding people.

Quote: Hooch is crazy.

Hooch