The world mourns as Shia LaBeouf announces retirement from "all public life"
Look what you've done you horrible, horrible people.
With the news breaking this morning that actor Shia LaBeouf is shying away from "all public life", it seems that you – yes you – have driven that poor, not-demented, non-attention-seeking actor to early retirement.
We hope you're happy you MONSTERS.
Following on from a huge amount of (all entirely authentic) controversy surrounding the theatrical thespian – controversy that included accusations of plagiarism, some more plagiarism and even a little bit of 'everybody-look-at-me-please' plane-giarism – Shia 'The Beef' LaBeouf took to Twitter to break this devastating news to both of his adoring fans.
Some cynics out there, however, may be tempted to say that it's all part of one huge, gigantic publicity stunt by show-off Shia to get everybody talking about, well, show-off Shia.
Not us though. Never...
Here's what the actor posted on Twitter in the past hour:
In light of the recent attacks against my artistic integrity, I am retiring from all public life.
— Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) January 10, 2014
My love goes out to those who have supported me.
— Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) January 10, 2014
— Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) January 10, 2014
With JOE reporting the recent news that our beloved Justin 'seriously, I'm not a huge co*k' Bieber had also made the decision to head for early retirement, these truly are dark, dark days for mankind...
